We’re not just brewing coffee — we’re decoding flavor, one bold roast at a time.
Conspiracy Coffee Company was founded for the thinkers, the tinfoil-hatters, and the early risers who believe that behind every great idea… is an even greater cup of coffee.
Our beans are premium, ethically sourced, and roasted with suspicious precision. We don’t do ordinary. We do evidence. Flavor profiles with alibis. Aromas that raise eyebrows.
Because when you drink Conspiracy Coffee, you’re not just sipping — you're participating in a full-bodied revelation.
Join us in brewing against the mainstream.
Full-bodied. Flavor-packed. Bold enough to blow the lid off your morning routine. This roast isn’t just strong — it’s classified.
Bright, balanced, and suspiciously perfect for mornings. First Light is your gateway roast to a world that’s just starting to stir.
Open your eyes—and your third one. This roast jolts you awake faster than a leaked government memo. Smooth, bold, and dangerously enlightening. Once you sip it, there’s no going
Baaaaa-ck.
A suspiciously effective brew, loved by flat-earthers and frequent flyers alike.
Earthy, mysterious, and brewed for those who see patterns in the spores. Every cup whispers secrets from the forest floor. Drink carefully… it might awaken your mycelial network.
Smooth, deep, and just suspicious enough to make you question the tides.
Crafted for late-night thinkers, moon watchers, and lunar truthers alike.
Blast off with a bold roast built to fuel moon landings, time travel, or just back-to-back Zoom meetings.
Smooth, mellow, and low-acid—ideal for winding down after decoding secret transmissions or dodging the lizard people.
A turbo-charged brew that lifts the veil, clears the static, and activates your third eye — or at least your to-do list.
Bright, balanced, and beautifully suspicious. For mornings when you need clarity… and plausible deniability.
Pressed for time? They want you sluggish. Flat Brew is our counterstrike: lightning-fast, no-fuss, full-throttle flavor designed for minds in motion. Built for early risers, deep thinkers, and caffeine operatives on a mission. No bitterness. No delays. Just clean power in every cup — because slowing down isn't part of the plan.
Because we roast with purpose — bold flavor, clean ingredients, and absolutely no shortcuts. Just great coffee… and maybe a few hidden messages.
Confirmed. Every bean is traceable, ethically grown, and likely not monitored by shadowy organizations. We vet our farms — not just for quality, but for integrity.
Each roast is crafted for a specific vibe — from “don't talk to me until I’ve sipped” to “I just decoded a transmission in the crema.” Moods. Moments. Mind expansion.
Absolutely. Our blends are engineered to sharpen your mind without frying your circuits. Think clear thoughts. Spot patterns. Connect dots they don’t want you to.
We do — deeply. From fair trade sourcing to eco-friendly packaging, we’re brewing with the future in mind. One conspiracy at a time.
→ Only with flavor. Probably
"Shipped faster than you can say 'deep state cover-up."
"If you're not feeling it, send it back. No probing questions — just 14-day hassle-free returns."
"Coffee casualties? We’ll send in a fresh agent. Damaged bags replaced, no drama."
"Encrypted, protected, and more secure than Area 51’s lunchroom."
